Sorry, Sandy, I have it REALLY bad and I know hearing about it is not for the weak of stomach........so I'll try to spare everyone their URP buckets as best I can.

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From: "Sandy Carter"

Geez, Kimberly....

And to add just one tip to the very good list of tips from Scott and Tara (obvious veteran concert goers).

If the girl behind you still insists on screeching in your ear, or the guy behind you thinks he gets to grope you in the crowd, dance like a crazed person, act (or be) really into it, and let those elbows fly!

Also if the person near you is obnoxiously drunk, loud and generally a pain in the ass, go ahead and buy them another couple of beers. It just might be that yours will be the one to cause them to pass out, thus removing the problem. Perfect passive-aggressive defense!